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RIP Terry the Tiger

Club News

Some of you may not know but sadly, Terry the Tiger met his maker last month. The circumstances of his passing were very suspicious and a murder investigation was launched.
Murder Suspects included:

  • Matt Smith and his Range Rover.
  • Roger Pullen and his Lawn Mower.
  • Paul Rogers and possible electrocution with faulty wires on his PC.
  • Ernie Batten and suffocation in a kit bag.

This series of Sheppey Holm Guardian news headlines explains how the investigation progressed:

Because of Terry’s tragic death, the club will be announcing a New Mascot tomorrow!

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