RIP Terry the Tiger

Some of you may not know but sadly, Terry the Tiger met his maker last month. The circumstances of his passing were very suspicious and a murder investigation was launched.
Murder Suspects included:

  • Matt Smith and his Range Rover.
  • Roger Pullen and his Lawn Mower.
  • Paul Rogers and possible electrocution with faulty wires on his PC.
  • Ernie Batten and suffocation in a kit bag.

This series of Sheppey Holm Guardian news headlines explains how the investigation progressed:

Because of Terry’s tragic death, the club will be announcing a New Mascot tomorrow!